I think grob is starting to sound like Tommy Boy. What do you think!
"Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible "Win". Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll] "