I just got a call from one of my sources, apparently Dr. Gross has given up on hiring a new coach and has decided to bring back Grob. He has been on the road the past few weeks trying to reeastblish Syracuse as a hotbed for Cheerleaders. Rumor has it that Gross has been poaching cheerleaders "so that Syracuse would finally have some hot girls here"! My source has told me that Gross has become dishearted by the awful crop of cheerleards and he feels that this is why no coach in his top 100 list would come here and why no straight football recruits will commit.
I guess all those facebook pictures of the su team standing around without shirts on really got Gross thinking. Here are the girls that are on there way to turn our homerotic Football team straight!
I guess all those facebook pictures of the su team standing around without shirts on really got Gross thinking. Here are the girls that are on there way to turn our homerotic Football team straight!
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